A Pizza with Everything on It
- Description
One father-son duo make a pizza so delicious, and so over-the-top with toppings, that it destroys the universe—and will surely melt readers' minds and hearts, like warm mozzarella.
It's a tale as old as time: a kid wants to make a pizza with his dad, but not just any pizza . . . he wants a pizza with everything on it. That's right, everything. But as the toppings pile on, this father-son duo accidentally create a pizza so delicious, so extravagant, so over-the-top, that it destroys the universe—and the cosmos go as dark as burnt crust. Will anyone enjoy pizza ever again? At turns heartwarming, hilarious, and completely out of this world, Kyle Scheele and Andy J. Pizza deliver a riotous adventure that will melt readers minds and hearts and leave them calling for a second helping.
• FATHER'S DAY GIFTING: This heartwarming and hilarious portrait of a memorable father-son bonding experience is the perfect way to show appreciation to the tough-to-buy-for dad all year round, and especially on Father's Day!
• FOOD-THEMED HILARITY: A mouthwatering and laugh-out-loud funny story of culinary catastrophe! This book is for fans of food-themed classics like Green Eggs and Ham, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, and Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.
• ELEMENT OF CHAOS: Starting with something as relatable as pizza toppings, and culminating in the destruction of the universe, the escalating silliness is literally out of this world. For anyone who loves books that celebrate the absurd and chaotic, like Dragons Love Tacos or Llama Destroys the World.
• TIMELESS QUALITY: A classic family-bonding moment—making pizza—leads to memorable father-son adventure, with a heartwarming and satisfying ending ensuring countless rereads.
• PIZZA: Universal and delicious.
Perfect for:
• Anyone who likes pizza
• Anyone looking for Father's Day gifts
• Fathers looking for a lighthearted book to share with their kids
• Fans of the absurd, chaotic, and hilarious
• Foodies and their children
• Anyone looking for wholesome family stories about family bonding
• Fans of Dragons Love Tacos and Llama Destroys the World
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What are in your book & craft boxes?
Each book and craft box includes a carefully selected hardcover picture book paired with all the materials needed for one child to complete two to three book-themed crafts. Every box also comes with a monthly craft newsletter containing detailed instructions for all activities.
What ages are your kits for?
Our book & craft boxes are designed for children ages 3-10, while our Ultimate craft kits are perfect for ages 3-8. The level of adult involvement will vary depending on your child's age, and we always recommend adult supervision during activities!
What are the Ultimate Craft kits?
Our Ultimate Craft Kits are comprehensive creative packages that include everything needed for 6-7 themed crafts. Each kit comes complete with an instruction booklet, crayons, coloring pages, and activity sheets. We maintain a core collection and introduce new seasonal themes throughout the year.
Do you offer local pick-up or delivery?
While we no longer offer delivery services, we provide free shipping on all local orders and purchases over $50 - the discount is automatically applied at checkout. Local pickup is available at our store location, with items needing to be collected within 7 days of purchase.
Shipping
Shipping
Shipping is a flat rate fee of $8. You will receive tracking information once your order ships.
We currently only ship in the United States with hopes of expanding internationally in the future.
Our current shipping time is 1-3 business days.
Orders from the weekend, ship on the following Tuesday.
Local Pickup
Local Pickup is available at our store location however items must be picked up within 7 days.
If failed to pickup within 7 days, the order will be fully refunded.
Our Store Address: 101 County St. Bowling Green VA 22427
Returns
We currently do no accept returns for our products. If you are missing items or your items arrive damaged, please contact us at hello@tyrannosurustot.com so we can help.